- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Everybody will die

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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