- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Cheese

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Racial Equality

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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