- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

I was watching Fox news.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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