- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Turkeys are obese

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

call me maybe.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

AIDS

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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