- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

salad days!

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

The Big Band Theory

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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