What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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y u no like me joke?

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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