- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Racial Equality

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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