- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Kyle grund parker coffey

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What comes after Friday? A ?.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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