- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

Read a Book.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Knock knock Go away

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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