- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

I was watching Fox news.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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