- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What are annoying? Ads.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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