- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Firgen and the blung brigade

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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