Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

i found waldo.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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