- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

The queen having a shit

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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