- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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