- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Pickles are moist.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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