- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

whats white jizz

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Where's my tractor?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

You were born.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??