What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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I was watching Fox news.

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