- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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