- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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