- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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