What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Women's rights

yolo your orange looks orange

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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