Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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I was watching Fox news.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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