- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

what is red and smells like paint red paint

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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