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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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