YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Women's rights

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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