- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What is the name of the car? What

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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