- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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hi dave

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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