- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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