I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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