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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Jersey Shore.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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