- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

13 =B you just learned something

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither