If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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68

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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