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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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