- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Matthew Wyckoff

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

I'm sn otter

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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