What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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