- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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