- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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