If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

thumb_up thumb_down -6

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

European on my shoes, buddy.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

thumb_up thumb_down -6

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The global news

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

thumb_up thumb_down -6

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops