- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

a black man did not eat chicken.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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