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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's funnier than 24? 25

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Manchester City

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

hi charles lattuca III

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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