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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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