- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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