- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Yo Mama just died.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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