Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Hello penis

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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