Link ate ink to make him sink.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Ben Affleck

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Poop

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Women's rights.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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