How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What do you call an arab ?

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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