- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

get in the car.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Oh s***

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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