What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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