Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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