why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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RUN

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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