There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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