- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

So does Blake

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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