- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

the lemon was sweet.

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