Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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