What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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