Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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