- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Daniel is a fag

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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