- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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