- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Death by kayak

I had 99 problems Solved them all

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Terry has ebola

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