- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Your existance.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

knock knock Dave's not here.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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