Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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