Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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