Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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