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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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