- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

roses are red violets are blue

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

dry handjob

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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