- Anti Joke

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

VaginaBoob ^.^

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.