- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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