- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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