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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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