- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Knock Know! Come in!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Mitt Romney

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

neil likes pube toast

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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