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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why are trees green? I have no idea

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it