Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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jews

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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deez nuts

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Anti Joke

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