A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

You and your parents are going to die today

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

THE GAME.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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