An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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nothing

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Asian women drivers...

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Oh s***

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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womens rights

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Anti Joke

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