What is 9+10? 19

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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