Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Your Mother

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

your mom is so fat.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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