- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

whats brown and sticky a stick

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

being sober in a bar fight

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

wael.. nuff said

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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