- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

G:nock nock B:come in!

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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