Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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