- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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