why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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