- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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