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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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