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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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