Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Justin's life

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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