- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Knock Knock The doors already open

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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