I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Jordan is pregant

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

There's my tractor.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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