Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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I was watching Fox news.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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