- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Mogok Papiti.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Death by kayak

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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