- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

VITAMIN C!

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

God wrote this joke.................................

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