Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Women's rights

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Anti Joke

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