- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

There's a god, just kidding.

Knock Knock. Doors open

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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