- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What happened to my sunglasses?

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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