whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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