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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

i named my son Frodo because he was little

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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