Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Jebron Lames.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

My parents died!

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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