- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Okay, after this one then...

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Corn Muffins

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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