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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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