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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Waseem is a hard worker.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

gingers

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Waseem is a hard worker.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Fox News

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*