- Anti Joke

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Justin Beiber is a good singer

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!