- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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