- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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