BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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