Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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don't just stand there

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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