What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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