what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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