- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Everybody will die

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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