i wonder who made this website? a human

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Trump will make America great again.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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