- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

sucks Syntax...

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

cats are pussies

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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