If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A Mormon walks into a bar

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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