- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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