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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Has u seen my grammar?

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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